Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you
funny isn't it...wkwkwkwkwk :D
taken from my bulletin board
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Emang makhluk yg paling aneh n sulit dipahami itu wanita, contoh kejadian nyata :
KASUS 1 (Menjaga Perasaan)
Wanita : Say, aku cantik gak pake baju ini ?
Pria : Ehm... kamu sih pake baju apapun cantik kok Yang ... (dalam hati: Astaghfirullah, gua bo'ong lagi)
Wanita : Dasar cowok! smuanya sama, tukang gombal! Kamu bilang gitu kan ada maunya, ayo ngaku!!!
KASUS 2 (Berusaha jujur)
Wanita : Say, aku cantik gak pake baju ini ?
Pria : Aduh Yang, kayaknya kurang cocok deh, abis bajunya ketat sih, kan perut buncitmu jadi keliatan, trus warnanya itu lho, kalo kulit kamu item mbok ya jangan pake warna yg nge-jreng gitu dong (maksudnya sih baik, pengen jujur n takut dosa)
Wanita : (nangis)
huehehe... repot kan?
Emang makhluk yg paling aneh n sulit memahami itu pria, contoh kejadian nyata :
KASUS 1
Wanita: (menatap sang pria memelas sambil tersenyum kecut menahan lapar) "Bang, kalau Abang laper, kita mampir makan dulu aja di warung soto itu yuk.."
Pria : (tatapan lurus ke depan, langkah makin dipertegap)"Belum laper, kok!"
KASUS 2
Wanita: (setelah 1 jam menunggu dengan gelisah dan akhirnya sang pria datang) "Jalanan macet ya A'?"
Pria: "Lancar2 aja kok! Yuk, cepetan jalan!"
KASUS 3
Wanita: (ragu2 melenggang di depan sang pria dengan gaun hasil seleksi 2 jam) "Mas, aku cantik gak pake baju ini?"
Pria: "Hh?" (sambil menjulurkan leher mengintip melewati badan sang wanita) "Golll.. hore! Tuh, kan yank.. AC Milan menang.."
See?? Gimana 'kami' ga mati2an nahan tangis??
Habis belajar dikit ttg NLP (Neo Linguistic Program)
Pada saat pria ditegur atau dimintai pendapat tentang apapun oleh wanita, itu berarti pria masih dibutuhkan oleh wanita.
Pria memang terkadang tidak menyadari apa yang sedang atau telah dia lakukan, tapi dia masih ada untuk dimarahi, disebelin oleh wanita.
Pria dan wanita saling membutuhkan, jika salah satunya tidak ada, maka tidak ada cinta yang menyertai mereka.
Cinta memang mendewasakan.
Wekss.. ada yg serius. *hormat, grakk*
Ampun, mas, cm guyon kok.
Kita becanda kan, Yu?? *nyikut2 Wahyu*
Cuma berniat nunjukin, beda sudut pandang bisa menghasilkan 'penampakan' yg berbeda juga.
Makanya, kl punya pendapat, coba juga lihat dari sisi lain biar lbh objektif.
Gitu, cowok2.. Bisa kan??
:D
telat syeh, tp sebenarnya kmaren udah ngepost comment, tapi entah knapa ko ga muncul...
yah begitulah faktanya tentang man n woman...diakui ato tidak, itu berjalan dibumi..dan kl mo berantem jg ga akan pernah beres karena seperti kata pepatah..
"Men are from Merkurius, Woman are from Juventus"..
tahun berganti, redaksi pepatahnya ikutan ganti..hehehe :p
satu hal yg pasti...siapapun yg berkelahi akan selalu ada "men" yg akan mendinginkan masalah...buktinya, thunderboldz adl seorang "men"...wakakakakak
piss ya bu dos :D
thunderboldz adl seorang "men"
woiii.. dilarang terpesona!!!
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